Episode 45 - First Rule of Sabotage is there is No Rules

Table Orgy
- Steeplechase
- Sabotage League
- 12 Days of Christmas

Episode 44 - Dong Across The Border

Muppets
- Tebow
- Christian Rock
- Flat Tire
- Google Searches

Episode 43 - What Would You Rather Have? Saggy Butt?

Puzzles
- Brent Broke His Neck
- Brent's Gold Medal
- Butt Enhancement Gone Wrong

Episode 42 - Colonial & Furious

Sexy Hearing Aid Commercials
- Rythmic Gymnastics/Old Man Fight
- Fast 5
- World Leaders Draft

Episode 41 - Ghost Train

Captain Sabotage
- Impulse Control
- Tim Tebow
- Grapes of Wrath/Hit By Bus/Ghost Train

Episode 40 - Kenny Rodger's Leftovers

Sent From My iPhone
- Joe Paterno
- Buying the Green Bay Packers/Celebrity Spit
- Drummers
- Comic Con Call Out
- 8 Miles of Workplace Safety

Episode 39 - #DontTellTheNatives

Hockey Hazing
- Ancient Twitter Accounts/Executions/Ozzy Scammin'
- The Pushy French Band

Episode 38 - No Rainbows For You

War On Halloween
- Buying The LA Dodgers
- Kim Kardashian/Big Juice Shack/Inappropriate Texting
- Country Festival Heist
- Premium Theatre

Episode 37 - Not Bad For An Old Broad

Cemeteries
- Halloween Costumes
- Fan Appreciation
- Nickleback
- Rastafarian Santa
- Telemarketing
- Escaped Animals

Episode 36 - Aren't They Having Sex in the Park?

Occupy
- Neighbourhood Cat Fight
- Four Marines
- Basement Prison
- Zuckernerd
- Carter's Music Segment
- Dog Breeders
- Great Grandpa Looks Familiar
- A Very Special Episode

Episode 35 - A Tourist's Guide to Winnipeg

Winnipeg Jets Opening Game
- Salsbury House, The Legion, and The Zoo
- John, John and Veronica

Episode 34 - A Deal Getter Never Reveals His Deals, Otherwise the Mystery is Gone

NFL Redzone Dream/Carter's Novel
- Shaq Behaving Badly
- Star Wars Blu-Rays

Episode 33 - She's Rather Large Though

Fat Neighbour/Engagement/Fatal Attractions
- Weekend @ Bernie's
- Bad Music....Worse Educators

Episode 32 - Are These Your Kids?..... Are You Here For Some Games?

Canadian PSA's
- Selling Stuff Online
- Boxing

Episode 31 - All Good Things Don't Always End Up That Way

Grimace
- Blue Bomber Dinner
- Cat Attack
- Salvia Story of the Week
- Fun Dip
- Ninja Lessons
- No More Hobo Hero

Episode 30 - You Dun' Got Diddled!

Murder Capital of Canada
- Bum Diddlin'
- Getting Old
- Trevor's Trilogy
- Quibids
- Rich Gypsies

Episode 29 - The Spice Girls Are Dead Honey!

Panhandling Strategies
- Hay Bales
- Salvia Stories
- Farmer Grenade/Teen Cops/Loaded Musket

Episode 28 - Not R-Rated....It's Just Sexy

Lists/Shotguns
- Dude-oir Photos
- Unions Brought You The Weekend
- Cat Photography/Free iPad Games/Toki

Episode 27 - You Got Crabs

High School Announcements
- Pizzly Bear
- Will We Be Old & Crazy?
- Seinfeld Plots
- STI E-mail notifications
- Bruce Springsteen Videogames

Episode 26 - Every Hot Girl Gets a Pictue With Walter Gretzky

Dirty McDonalds
- My Neighbours Have A Portal
- Golf Announcers (Dead Dads)
- Total Mish-Mash
- Swamp People
- Body Wash

Episode 25 - One Minute He's a Viking, One Minute He's a Pirate

Farmers Market
- Does Fabio Even Wear Deodorant?
- Don't Mess With Trevor's Mom
- Birthday Life Log
- Shark Week

Episode 24 - It's Encrypted

All Jack Bauer...All The Time

Episode 23 - Zoo News You Can Use

Yahoo Chat Guy
- Fall Movie Preview Spectacular
- Granny Justice
- Pizza Zombies at a Baseball Game
- Motorcycle Protest
- Update on the Abandoned Zoo

Episode 22 - This is Where the Fun Starts

Sleeman Beer Commercials
- Seagrams Golden Wine Coolers
- Carter's First Crank Phone Call

It's Wet and it's Dry?

So, back in the 80's, Seagrams thought it was time for coolers to "man up". No simple feat. Until you get Bruno on the case. This is where it begins:



What exactly does he say at the start? "Hit it boys"? "Hey there Doug"? "Hit it fellas"? Who cares? It's solid gold...en wine. Nothing like sitting on the porch with your boys, drinking some wine coolers, singing the blues. That's what guys do, right?

Even the dog wants in on the wine cooler and takes a sniff. For most of the commercial, the dog seems pretty chill. He puts up with Bruce's blues band crap all the time. Doesn't even phase him.

Now, this is where the fun starts....



Sitting in a bar, in a swanky part of town. Well, that's about to change. Bruno will have these classy ladies in a dingy blues hole in no time. That's where the fun starts.

Bruce is rocking the solid white suit. That explains the dancing around in the streets. The man can skip. But he can't hold it together. When smoke bombs detonate, and your classy girls turn into 80's strippers, the fun has to start. Those girls haven't been eating much, so those coolers hit them hard.

Cut to the Eddie Murphy blues bar experience. Eddie knows what they want. 4 on the rocks. What else does a man's man drink in a blues joint. He wants it wet and dry.

With all of this carousing around town, ladies are growing weary of Bruno, they are on to his ways of the wine coolers. Let's see how long they can resist.



Here, we see a lady (could be in a fabio movie, easily) who is trying to play it cool with Bruno. But in a mere 30 seconds and 4 wine coolers, she doesn't stand a chance. She knew she was playing with fire, but Bruno and Seagrams and Wet and Dry and Wine did her in.



I see a trend beginning. By day, Bruno sits and drinks wine coolers while holding blues court with the boys. By night, he is out adding notches to his wine cooler bottle. Bruce must own this bar he sits in, because I don't know anyone who would let him sit around all day making up blues songs for the mysterious "Mr. Seagram"? Who is that man?

Extra Mention: 28 seconds in is gold. Bruce steals the "somebody's dirty drunk uncle showing up after work in the bar" vibe. "Heyyyyyyy!"



Yet another victim. But, we see another side of Bruce Bogart. Another lady who doesn't stand a chance. After his hard day of drinking coolers and singing blues songs, he apparently saved up a cool half a million dollars to by a giant diamond. And, that last line is gold. "It always sparkled, tonight we bring it back". Damn.

Here's another one to digest. Apparently, his sax player form the porch/bar is out of the shot in this one, but wailing away.



Yeah, it's a smoldering hot day. You come home from work, only to see some guy in his window staring at you. Oh, look! He even broke into your house and put wine coolers in your fridge. There's no roofies in those. Wait! Bruno didn't do it. The notorious "Mr. Seagram" has struck again.

You know what? It's been a solid 30 degrees Celsius in Toronto for the last week. So I can relate. I sure as hell hope Mr. Seagram sneaks into my house and puts some golden wine coolers in the fridge.

Now, for your consideration, what is this?



It doesn't make any sense, but the charming bastard can pull it off! Bless you, Bruno. Next up, Seagrams ups the stakes. Enter, Sharon Stone.



The commercials are getting pretty "meta" at this point. But the stars are aligning. This is no joking around. Sharon freaking Stone and Bruce Willis. These wine coolers must be doing something right.

Also, Bruno is in no rush. He's got all night for Sharon, but he will wear her down. Trust.

Episode 21 - You Wanted Me To Get Food Poisoning?

NHL 95 MVP
- Mario Golf 64
- Quiznos Food Poisoning
- Why People Are Crazy
- Modern Day Farmers
- Runner's High
- Coach
- Transformers 3 Review
- Cell Phone Grenade
- Chris Hansen Busted

Episode 20 - The Universe is Crumbling Up Around You

Vancouver Riots
- Salvia
- Ratcorn
- Poop Burgers
- Funny Sports Teams

Episode 19 - The Savage Cast

Carter, Brent, Trevor & Ash pay tribute in memoriam of the greatest professional wrestler in history, the "Macho Man" Randy Savage

Episode 18 - Live!

Ash's Initiation
- Animals....In Space!
- Winnipeg Jets/Winnipeg Street Gangs
- Marathon Chaffing
- Dauphin's Answer to a Zoo (Game Park)
- Paintball Disasters

Episode 17 - The Casualties of Podcasting

 Toronto BBQ
- Girly Drinks/Massages
- McDonald's Food Quality
- F Improv
- The Long Walk
- The Final Weather Report
- Carter's Rant of the Week (Milk)
- Pushing Your Man

Episode 16 - Allergic to Work

Classic To Catch a Predator
- Stuck in Bed
- Leftover Fast Food Fight
- Ladders/Cliffs
- Star Wars Wedding Party/Rolling Cigarettes
- Google Sponsors/Rolling Cigarettes Again
- The Weather Report Part 7
- Pimped-up Cars

Episode 15 - BRH (Blistering Red Hot)

Hot Fries
-Life Log 2.0
- Chiropractors
- Shiska-Cake
- Teach Tony Danza
- The Weather Report Part 6

STEP INTO THE MADNESS

Over the next couple days and weeks, we are going to take you into the madness. With the loss of one of the greatest things to ever exist on the planet, Macho Man Randy Savage, the Wisdom will focus on the Madness. There will be a special Savagecast in the next couple of weeks, and it shall be epic. Although we rarely mentioned him on the show, as we never though we could do him justice, the Wisdom are some of the biggest Savage connoisseurs on the planet. For now, we shall begin with a collection of the "cream of the crop" of Savage interview with brief analysis. If there is one thing we know, it's Savage videos. So, with no delay:



Here, we see the famous "cream of the crop interview," perhaps the greatest use of a prop in the history of mankind. When I find the full video, I will post it. I think he whips out about 7 creamers in 2 minutes. Nice.



He always had to keep the hardware polished. And by "he" I mean Elizabeth, and by "hardware" I mean . . .



This may be the greatest interview he ever did. Still early in his career. He goes into some dark places. Deserves an oscasr.
0:16 - "situations develop man" - Yes, they certainly do Randy.
1:23 - "you put me against the wall man" - Rock bottom, Randy.
1:44 - "'cause last night, I stared at a candle for about two hours" - Okay, wow, that's intense. Maybe the most insane moment of his career. We need to photoshop recreate that moment. Just him and a candle. Dig it.
2:48 - "all you did was kick a lion in the back" - Oh, it is on, someone is going to get an elbow drop.
2:57 - Just in case you don't know his name, he let's you see his sweet jacket. What we would give to have that. . . .
The ending is special too, he decides when it is over - "take me off the air!" - this would be a reoccurring theme of his interviews for decades, the madness gets to deep, and he must stop.



Now, this is something special. He really makes no sense here. Indeed, he has reach the pinnacle of Madness. It's a beautiful thing. He grasps geometry. Sings hit songs. Explains space and long lonely highways. Addresses the videoscope. Drops about fifty rhymes. Hits up hypnotism and reincarnation in the same sentence. Telepathy. He also, doesn't seem to care where the camera is. He can't sing, he can't dance, but he can make romance. Then he starts talking about going left, and right, and over a bridge, for light years. Straight to the top! Pure MADNESS. NO MORE QUESTIONS!!!!



Perhaps the most beautiful phrase and most delicate use of a prop. "Cup of coffee in the big time." Amen. When Trevor releases his solo acoustic album, you can guarantee it will be called "Cup of Coffee in the Big Time." Look at how he holds that cup. So proper. The only thing better is when his giant hands delicately grasp the tiny "Bob Barker" microphones. Priceless. The last 5 seconds are deep. He gets so into it, he just has to exit.



Sometimes, they didn't really have a plan for interviews . . . .



Seconds before an epic match. He is fired up. "You can't be with me, no. History beckons the Macho Man!" Indeed. Such talent. You will be missed.


More videos and analysis to come soon. Special Savagecast in the works.

Episode 14 - Hit the Mirror

Superdogs
- Pimple Popping
- What Animal Would You Be?
- The Weather Report Part 5

Episode 13 - Crunch Bar, Kit Kat (I Can't Buy That)

Starbucks Wisdom
- Genius Bar Fight
- Penny Beer
- Wrestlers Behaving Badly
- One Chocolate Bar
- The Weather Report Part 4
- Carter Fails Another Segment

Episode 12 - It Could Be Worse

The WORST!
- Plans For Illegal Activity
- St. Elsewhere
- The Weather Report Part 3
- Live Show News
- The Art Gallery

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Episode 11 - Don't Get Ahead of Yourself...Man

Neighborhood Update
- Colorquiz.com
- Young Trevor Cross Dresses While Addicted To Heroin
- Brent Watches Angel
- Airplanes
- The Weather Report Part 2

Episode 10 - Making a Difference One Lead Based Toy at a Time

New theme song featuring Jay-Z
- Carter on ESPN
- China bans good TV
- Roommates
- Dog Party
- The Weather Report

Episode 9 - Drink & Grope, Then You're Salsa Dancing

Shady Restaurants
- Carter plays Basketball
- Brent does the Splits
- Trevor Salsa Dances
- Ghost Ride The Whip
- Winnipeg Fashion Show

Episode 8 - [Proximity x Time] = Brent Finds 7-11

Brent's Vegas Trip
- Just Go For It
- Election Debate

Episode 7 - ...and then we ran into...The Man

Loss of Female Listeners
- Carter Thinks He's Like Randy Moss
- Funeral Pictures
- Interpreting Brent's Dream
- LARPing
- Listener Sweepstakes
- The 5-7-5 Haiku's
- The "Man"

Episode 6 - Rich & Drunk....Welcom to Luxembourg

Natural History Book
- Robert De Niro Ruins Brent's Wedding
- Carter vs. The Safeway Club Card
- Animal Domestification

Episode 5 - Interview with Charlie Sheen

 Antonio Banderas parties
- Trip to Los Angeles
- Brent's cat drawings
- Zombie survival plan
- What we look like
- High school movie competitions
- Our first celebrity interview

Episode 4 - Talking to a Garbage Can

Brent is Sick
- Carter's least favourite things
- Listener feedback/Reader mail
- The music Brent grew up with

Episode 3 - Gimme a Flippin' Danza

Bookstore stalking
- A former member of the podcast gets internet famous
- Jamaica News/Carter offends all of our international listeners
- Brent's favourite things (Warning: Unlike Oprah, our audience will receive nothing)
- The origin of the Danza Flip

Fabio: A Time for Romance

As talked about on Episode 2 of Here Comes Some Wisdom...we present....Part 1 of the greatest movie ever

Episode 2 - Love is in the Air

The second episode of Here Comes Some Wisdom is Valentine's Day themed and features Carter, Brent & Trevor discussing:

- First kisses
- A tournament to determine who Trevor loves the most
- A review of the Fabio movie "A Time for Romance"
- Carter recapping his decade of Valentine's Days

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Episode 1 - We Are Young Rastafarians

The premiere episode of Here Comes Some Wisdom features Carter, Brent & Trevor discussing:

- Their new theme song
- Brent accomplishing a long-held goal
- Trevor and his coffee ordering habits
- Carter examining car insurance commercials

Podcast Launch is Just Around The Corner

The pod casting event of the year is just about upon us. Stay tuned for the first official episode of Here Comes Some Wisdom!

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